yo yo yo!!!! wad'sup. sry, i zi highing. =) ok. let's c.. i nv blog here b4 cos i dun have the pass word ma. n thx 4 linkin' me. =) i dun link ppl de. too lazy le. =) so. here is someLAMEjokes n stuffs. hope every1 out thr feeling blues will beCHEERED UP!!
p.s sum r a bitHORNY.. =)
Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A:To find Pooh
Q: What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit? A:A bad hare day.
Q: Why can't you play cards in the jungle? A: Because there's too many cheetas [[cheaters]]
Q: Why did the boat go to the doc? A: He was sick
Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? A.She wants to be the first lady
Q. What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick? A. Hugh Grant.
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, you I tried with my right hand...nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand...nothing. Her left hand...nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.
There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
lol. horny, i noe. some words are in black. yup cos too vulgar le. lol. danhui, dun kill me. =))
the porno, horno NETBALLER-- wenn*yann =))
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